A few of us fruitful fellowship mamas started musing about the ridiculous things we sometimes say/do in a day.
We hope you can join in the fun and add some of your #dtieht stories in the comment section.
Didn’t think I’d ever have to:
-make ‘cutting fingernails’ an hour long morning activity.
– pretend to use the washroom just to get a couple of minutes to myself (even then, their tiny fingers seem to always find me under the door!)
-tell my one year old not to eat sand (I think he learned pretty quickly after his first try)
-purposely wake my sleeping newborn just to make sure he was still breathing.
-spend an entire week wearing yoga pants
-use the bathroom with my toddler on my lap.
-think showering every 2-3 days was great.
-rely on dry shampoo for anything other than volume.. Now I can’t live without it.
-make exaggerated poop faces and noises in public restrooms.
-talk like Minnie Mouse to get my daughter to brush her teeth
-tell my child not to lick all the apples in the grocery store
-wipe a toddler bum while wearing my other baby
-say, “my bra is not a hat”
-count to 3 to get my toddler to do as I asked (I had thought there was no way I would do that because my kid would listen the first time…LOL how wrong I was!)
-say, “we don’t wipe our bums in the living room”
Join in the silliness!